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Varel is a town in the district of Friesland, in Lower Saxony, Germany. It is situated near the Jade River and the Jade Bight, approximately 15 kilometres (9.3Â mi) south of Wilhelmshaven and 30 kilometres (19Â mi) north of Oldenburg. With a population of 23,984 (2020) it is the biggest town in the district of Friesland.
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