The Weird: A Compendium of Strange and Dark Stories is an anthology of weird fiction edited by Ann and Jeff VanderMeer.
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{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
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