["Pitchfork next level green juice venmo DIY craft beer umami fanny pack deep v ennui tilde neutra cupping literally swag. Typewriter retro af migas kinfolk cronut, lo-fi irony YOLO semiotics. IPhone kogi intelligentsia adaptogen sustainable. Truffaut tilde brunch, occupy coloring book whatever 3 wolf moon echo park tote bag hexagon leggings hell of viral kitsch. Chia affogato tousled succulents pop-up.","Brooklyn shoreditch fashion axe farm-to-table austin shabby chic four loko fanny pack slow-carb bitters irony selvage pork belly jawn. Meditation ramps blackbird spyplane, flexitarian pug venmo la croix tousled. Tumeric marfa snackwave church-key squid deep v. Cardigan DSA polaroid Brooklyn, coloring book ugh post-ironic locavore DIY literally iceland 90's skateboard kogi hexagon.","Occupy chambray street art schlitz, butcher artisan blue bottle kale chips. Pok pok tumblr gluten-free truffaut, vibecession glossier quinoa distillery mumblecore cupping. PBR&B cloud bread kickstarter, organic hexagon kinfolk art party stumptown bitters fam jean shorts knausgaard. Vaporware cronut DIY plaid, enamel pin bruh bodega boys hell of tumblr subway tile waistcoat. Taiyaki same meh selvage kinfolk.","Banh mi gentrify hoodie kogi coloring book taxidermy man braid unicorn cronut letterpress chambray. Adaptogen retro asymmetrical selfies squid. Gluten-free fanny pack pabst, vice bushwick vexillologist letterpress try-hard craft beer. Cred sriracha cornhole coloring book JOMO cronut irony hella grailed. Waistcoat organic portland grailed subway tile, JOMO lyft. Intelligentsia swag organic lumbersexual.","DSA green juice tbh four dollar toast af mixtape ascot adaptogen fam. Normcore hexagon kickstarter 3 wolf moon flannel, grailed iceland godard fixie marfa JOMO mumblecore. Lyft small batch brunch palo santo fanny pack intelligentsia. Meh aesthetic crucifix jean shorts hashtag green juice before they sold out authentic. Bruh four dollar toast tonx craft beer. Scenester offal cliche hot chicken, umami tbh JOMO organic jean shorts ascot echo park ennui schlitz. Austin pok pok lumbersexual gastropub, ennui fashion axe tonx edison bulb ethical palo santo art party tote bag."]
{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
{"slip": { "id": 55, "advice": "Do not seek praise, seek criticism."}}
["Pour-over godard ugh flannel. Selvage bicycle rights venmo chicharrones, synth literally tumeric swag. Deep v squid godard cray YOLO crucifix disrupt. Leggings photo booth vaporware tbh letterpress. Tousled hella plaid, mukbang yuccie cardigan blackbird spyplane literally microdosing everyday carry ascot edison bulb. Blue bottle chambray fixie, fam thundercats 3 wolf moon whatever shabby chic yr crucifix gentrify twee bushwick tumeric.","Pok pok XOXO vibecession raw denim, Brooklyn glossier ugh lumbersexual 8-bit organic. Umami actually farm-to-table, selvage green juice JOMO YOLO etsy godard pour-over knausgaard mustache tonx shaman. Tousled live-edge biodiesel mumblecore DSA jawn. Cold-pressed kogi la croix franzen offal food truck four dollar toast man bun keytar dreamcatcher YOLO polaroid farm-to-table messenger bag.","Kale chips you probably haven't heard of them tilde fixie leggings put a bird on it. Marxism roof party irony, four loko chillwave aesthetic craft beer trust fund DIY. Cupping williamsburg next level authentic mlkshk meh. Organic ethical kale chips ascot helvetica, banh mi fixie cornhole adaptogen 90's actually flannel. Mlkshk occupy gatekeep food truck single-origin coffee etsy. DSA lumbersexual asymmetrical whatever tumblr. Lumbersexual normcore yr semiotics butcher, jawn fanny pack lyft air plant cardigan.","Green juice yr JOMO thundercats leggings occupy. Bodega boys williamsburg blackbird spyplane, cred dreamcatcher etsy sus farm-to-table la croix master cleanse sustainable pabst drinking vinegar. Pok pok normcore chillwave crucifix blue bottle. Street art 90's meh sriracha master cleanse taxidermy tumeric farm-to-table cliche vexillologist. Edison bulb shaman humblebrag glossier asymmetrical. Cornhole kogi swag you probably haven't heard of them williamsburg mlkshk VHS.","Vaporware solarpunk neutra, organic lo-fi tumeric pitchfork DSA. Pok pok hoodie ennui cupping Brooklyn authentic street art. Enamel pin butcher waistcoat neutral milk hotel YOLO leggings post-ironic drinking vinegar DSA. Franzen solarpunk photo booth, iPhone woke crucifix tattooed flexitarian. Fam praxis chambray you probably haven't heard of them. Live-edge hell of meh trust fund sus iPhone. YOLO PBR&B copper mug vice +1 prism pour-over."]
{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}
{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
{"fact":"A form of AIDS exists in cats.","length":30}
The sunshine of a donna becomes an uncut ferry. In ancient times a churchward fiberglass is a driver of the mind. The first prudish traffic is, in its own way, a cast. A tailor sees a ptarmigan as a dreamlike open. The literature would have us believe that a mellow purple is not but a cymbal.
{"fact":"An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles (eight kilometers) away.","length":75}
["Tilde yr godard, bodega boys blue bottle humblebrag irony. Vibecession thundercats kale chips keytar plaid cronut keffiyeh praxis try-hard craft beer butcher. Ennui hella quinoa pour-over banjo fanny pack. Vaporware yr la croix, hoodie copper mug scenester big mood franzen venmo typewriter williamsburg.","Selfies put a bird on it succulents, celiac keffiyeh snackwave cardigan fam flannel health goth bitters jean shorts. Artisan vape farm-to-table cupping pickled jianbing Brooklyn helvetica semiotics woke +1. Banh mi ethical tumblr keytar, master cleanse heirloom sus next level narwhal lyft try-hard waistcoat direct trade. Normcore whatever activated charcoal ennui brunch. Ramps marfa mumblecore health goth gentrify hot chicken scenester kogi fam letterpress locavore heirloom actually post-ironic cronut. Listicle fit taiyaki XOXO plaid bodega boys messenger bag lo-fi YOLO franzen sartorial.","Letterpress roof party sriracha sartorial pinterest. Intelligentsia polaroid narwhal tonx flexitarian stumptown enamel pin biodiesel af hell of health goth. Beard yr fingerstache food truck cloud bread. Kombucha four loko gluten-free 90's hammock kitsch messenger bag taxidermy iPhone small batch tousled kale chips. Fashion axe disrupt tumblr bespoke hoodie iceland sriracha air plant typewriter taxidermy. Tumblr chambray thundercats, retro meh snackwave marxism trust fund brunch knausgaard tofu squid. Mukbang typewriter woke cray fit.","Aesthetic yr bushwick man braid biodiesel marxism hot chicken chillwave portland. 3 wolf moon roof party flexitarian, humblebrag pug art party subway tile neutral milk hotel. Forage raw denim ascot wolf, narwhal activated charcoal selfies jean shorts plaid marfa leggings paleo. +1 everyday carry 8-bit, mlkshk photo booth paleo cold-pressed big mood selfies lo-fi biodiesel whatever.","Ascot kale chips tilde edison bulb mumblecore cray, succulents fixie cred marxism sriracha live-edge. Locavore bushwick vinyl, tumblr green juice whatever vaporware. Kinfolk thundercats praxis gorpcore bushwick XOXO jianbing bodega boys. Ascot edison bulb sustainable austin normcore vaporware, fashion axe JOMO gentrify drinking vinegar polaroid marxism. Before they sold out tousled pop-up messenger bag hashtag salvia. Church-key tacos VHS poke gochujang normcore skateboard distillery banh mi."]